I Only Drink 3 Times A Week Today Tomorrow And Yesterday Funny Beer Lover Shirt

Three pint glasses lined up shoulder to shoulder take up the whole middle of the chest, foam spilling slightly over the rims, with the text stacked tight above and below rather than floating in empty space, so the whole print reads as one block instead of a design plus a caption. This funny beer lover shirt spells out the joke in three lines: today, tomorrow, and yesterday, which covers the whole week if you say it fast enough. It’s built for the kind of person who brings the drinks to the cookout and also brings the excuse.

The Joke Does the Math For You

Most novelty drinking shirts settle for a slogan and call it done. This one adds a little arithmetic to the humor, since claiming three days a week sounds reasonable until you list which three, and the three beer glasses front and center make sure nobody misses the punchline before reading the fine print underneath. Orange lettering against black keeps the numbers and the days easy to spot from across a patio, which matters more than people think at a crowded barbecue.

We built this one at Teebete with weekend beer culture in mind, the kind of shirt that gets a laugh at a backyard party before anyone asks where you bought it. Between grilling season, football tailgates, and Friday happy hours, there’s rarely a bad week to wear a shirt that’s already halfway to a confession.

Suited for Game Day and Every Excuse in Between

Golf outings, dive bars, family reunions where someone always brings a cooler. This design fits the guy who treats “I don’t really drink much” as a technicality. It’s a solid pick for funny drinking shirts for men without leaning on a brewery logo or a beer brand nobody outside your group would recognize, and it works just as well as a gift for beer lovers who already own three flannel shirts with the same joke about whiskey. Pair it with the excuse you’re already planning to use this weekend.