New York Jets Santa Spanking Merry Kiss My Ass Shirt
$19.50
Somewhere around the second Sunday in December, the group text among Jets fans fills up with playoff math and gift-swap logistics. The New York Jets Santa Spanking Merry Kiss My Ass Shirt is a novelty NFL Christmas tee for Jets fans who want holiday game-day gear that talks back to Bills, Dolphins, and Patriots supporters across the AFC East. Santa takes up the left side of the print in a green Jets cap and jersey, with his pants pulled down and one hand holding the hem up so a red lipstick kiss is on full display. A Jets-logo sack rests by his boots. The slogan stacks to the right in white script, and the word JETS lands in oversized green italic block letters that stay readable from across a parking lot.
Santa’s Jets Christmas Shirt Print, Kiss Mark Included
The last line of the slogan runs Merry and Kissmyass together, with the second word set in green script that echoes the JETS wordmark above it. That shared color ties the words to the team, and the lipstick print adds the only red on the whole graphic. Subtle it isn’t. Most Jets holiday apparel settles for a logo on a Santa hat, so a Santa mooning the rest of the division is a different kind of conversation starter.
The print works well around the places where Jets fans gather in winter: a tailgate outside MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, a bar in Hoboken with the game on three screens, an office party anywhere in the Tri-State area, or a family dinner where one cousin roots for the wrong team. It also makes a Jets Christmas shirt that fits well next to the ugly sweaters at a holiday football weekend.
A Funny Jets Fan Shirt for December Football
Our small team at Teebete gave the slogan and Santa roughly equal space in the layout, so the joke and the team pride share the print instead of one crowding the other. That balance makes the shirt a safe pick as a gift for a Jets fan who already owns a closet of standard jerseys and wants something with a sense of humor.
Wrapped up for a Jets-loving brother or cousin, the lipstick kiss on Santa’s backside is the detail that gets pointed out first at the table, which makes this a funny NFL holiday tee the whole room will have an opinion on.
About This Tee
Simple, soft, and endlessly versatile — our Unisex T-Shirt collection is built on premium cotton for everyday comfort. Featuring bold vintage-style graphics with vibrant, long-lasting prints, it's the perfect go-to piece for game day, casual outings, or lounging at home.| Material | 100% premium cotton (midweight, breathable, soft-touch). Comfortable for everyday wear and durable enough for long-term use. |
| Fabric Weight | Midweight cotton (approx. 180-200 GSM), striking the perfect balance between structure and softness for year-round wear. |
| Color | Dark: Black, Navy, Royal Blue, Purple, Maroon, Sapphire, Dark Heather, Sport Grey. |
| Light & Bright: White, Red, Orange, Daisy, Pink, Heliconia, Light Blue, Light Green, Irish Green. | |
| Printing Technology | DIGISOFT™ and DTG printing technology delivers vibrant colors, sharp vintage-style details, and long-lasting prints that resist cracking and fading after repeated washes. |
| Fit & Cut | Classic unisex fit with a relaxed silhouette, crew neckline, and standard short sleeves — comfortable for all-day wear without feeling boxy or too tight. |
| Size | Available from S to 5XL. Inclusive sizing designed to fit a wide range of body types comfortably. Use the Size Chart tool above to find your perfect fit. |
| Style | Unisex T-Shirt (Primary). Other styles selectable via the Style option, including Long Sleeve, Hoodie, and Sweatshirt versions of this design. |
| Gender | Men and Women. Unisex cut suitable for everyone. |
| Occasion | Great for game days, casual outings, gifts, team gatherings, and everyday streetwear. |
| Brand | Teebete is a trusted online retailer offering fan-inspired sports and seasonal apparel. We combine premium fabrics, vibrant graphics, and modern printing techniques to create expressive clothing influenced by sports culture and holiday themes for customers worldwide. |
| Imported | Printed and fulfilled in the United States to ensure consistent quality control. |
| Shipping | Worldwide shipping available. Orders are typically processed within 2-5 business days. |
| Personalized | Yes. Personalization options are available depending on the selected style. |
📏 Not sure about your size? Check the Size Chart tool above — just select your style to see exact measurements in inches and centimeters.
Keeping Your Tee Looking Fresh
Cotton is easy to love and easy to care for. A few simple habits will keep the print sharp and the fabric soft for years:- Wash: Machine wash cold (30°C or below) with similar colors. Turn inside out to protect the print.
- Detergent: Stick to a mild, bleach-free formula to preserve color vibrancy and fabric softness.
- Dry: Tumble dry low or hang dry — this minimizes shrinkage and helps the print last longer.
- Iron: Iron inside out on medium heat only if needed. Never press directly on the design.
- Avoid: Bleach, dry cleaning, and high heat, which can fade, crack, or shrink the fabric.
- Storage: Fold and store in a cool, dry spot to keep it wrinkle-free and ready to wear.
Made Just for You
Every Teebete T-Shirt is printed on demand — no mass production, no overstock, just a design made specifically for your order. Combined with soft, durable cotton and fade-resistant printing, it's a shirt that earns a permanent spot in your rotation. Questions about sizing or personalization? Our support team is here to help before you check out.There are no reviews yet.
| ITEM | PRODUCTION TIME | STANDARD SHIPPING TIME |
| 2D Shirts | 1-3 days | 4 - 7 days |
| 3D Shirts | 3-5 days | 1 - 2 weeks |
Our Return Policy
- You have 30 days after your order arrives to ask for a return or exchange.
- We cover the return shipping cost — no hidden restocking charges on our end.
- Once your request is approved, pick either a replacement item or a complete refund.
- Approved refunds land back in your account within 1-5 business days.
- Changed your mind right after ordering? Cancellations are accepted up to 24 hours after checkout.
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